Every Guy's Worst Nightmare

There are many things that a man can fear in life:

Bills
We'll start with car insurance on this one because just because men have a penis, it automatically costs more for us. This is just one of the many large bills that we will end up paying in our lifetimes. It is usually now one of the first to hit us, and that is before we run into taxes of all sorts which are soon followed by bills from some of the the things left on this list.

Marriage
Being tied down to one woman for the entirety of our lives can be a new and unforeseen challenge in a man's life. It also entails the duty of answering to another woman other than your mother... kind of scary.

Children
Kids are a lifelong commitment. If you get a girl pregnant, at least be a man and step up to the plate to take care of your responsibility. Kids are like a "Pontiac Game Changing Performance" from college football games, except, they are more like life changing performance. Nothing will ever be the same after you have kids.

Death
The death of a friend, family member, child or even yourself. All of these people are ones that we can consider on the list of the most important overall. There is nothing to fear but fear itself. Live life while you are still kickin.

Dun Dun Dun.....
Now as I said, this is supposed to be about every guy's worst fear in life. Well in my opinion losing the one piece of your body that symbolically defines you as a man ranks up pretty high in my opinion. So somehow, this nice video that a friend sent to me naturally became my biggest fear. Especially because some of the things previously listed will come after retaining my "symbolic manhood" and not losing it at an early age.

Fellas: Watch with caution.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0hm7pp_JFOs